mayormustache's Journal

Here he is..... your Mr. Asian Mustache 2004!

Finally, the moment you have all been waiting for! Week four, the final 7 days of the contest and we can finally award the 2004 Asian Mustache Olympics gold medal to Mr. Vietnam. His full and luxurient mustache is ready for police duty, and he edged out Mr. Phillipines by a single whisker. Mr. Vietnam was also amazingly gifted at taking photos each week in almost the exact same pose. A few contestants grumbled he was merely using the same photo and using a photo manipulation program to enhance his mustache each week. But independent verification proved John was indeed the winner.

Mr. Phillipines won the silver medal for mustache excellence, and is reportedly in talks with a mustache wax product manufacturer for sponsorship. His girlfriend publicly detested the mustache, but according to Martin, in private she was fascinated by its erotic possibilities. A close second and valiant effort for pinoy all over!

Bronze prize winner Mr. China unfortunately fell victim to the pressures of growing a mustache. As you can see in the photo, a homocidal and crazed personality developed. You didn't want to mess with this man or his mustache by week four. When last seen, Bill was reportedly robbing banks, stealing candy from children, mugging the elderly, and still annoyed that he had to grow a mustache for four weeks just to amuse me.

The battle for first runner-up was close, but Mr. Korea eked out a higher placing than Mr. Indonesia because the Indonesian contestant disqualified himself by shaving his mustache a week early (the shame!). Mr. Korea is happily enjoying his mustache-free life, but ocassionally contemplates hair implants to come back in 2005 stronger and better. Mr. Indonesia's whereabouts are unknown since departing early from the contest in shame. His shaven whiskers are a reminder for every thrill of victory, there is an agony of defeat.

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Whiskeytown -Don't Be Sad

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